Rachel DeGrane💕

• Mental Health counselor • IL • Music Addict • Cat Lady •

[Rachel DeGrane💕 @racheldegrane]

Enjoy this thread of my favorite lyrics 🎶🎵🎧🎤

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest weather just throwing temperatures out like Powerball

10° 45° 21° 9° 37° 60°

[Rachel DeGrane💕 @racheldegrane]

Two years in a row that @tayloracorn has been my top Spotify artist 10/10 recommend listening to her 😍

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The max speed limit is whatever speed the “pace car” is going because Midwest logic is “they can’t pull us all over”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Same

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

This was a delicacy as a small Midwestern child

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners are fundamentally better people when it’s 50° and sunny in February

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

States with nice roads will never understand the shear terror of hitting a pothole so hard that you turn the music down and pray you don’t hear something wrong with the car

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Nobody:

Me:”Can you crack my back”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me

12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 deer in headlights
7 u betchas
6 new roundabouts
5 OPE SORRYS
4 games of bags
3 Welp alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye

[Rachel DeGrane💕 @racheldegrane]

Sooo I may have a slight obsession with @tayloracorn but like…. Can you blame me?😂
#SpotifyWrapped #Tayloracorn

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Passing a Being passed
slow driver by a speed racer

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Driving home from work in November POV

[Rachel DeGrane💕 @racheldegrane]

@deadllymel0n 💕💕💕 so fucking proud of you

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwestern pride is suffering through cold morning temps in October without a coat because you don’t want to give Mother Nature the satisfaction and it will likely be summer again in the afternoon