DaRachy

chronic indigestion

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

when u hit that first bowl after leaving the club early

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

taking an adderall to hang out with my family

[billiam @BillRatchet]

would u choose dinner with machine gun kelly or $38.26

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

how do u date when ur only hobbies are facebook marketplace and crying

[Sir Gaines 🎺 @iamkennieg]

Sex scenes in movies https://t.co/VICreLKdZV

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

A horror movie but the killer wears flip flops so there’s an ominous “thwip thwip” sound as he hunts you down.

[ret @rad_milk]

girls love the color pink so much because it is the color of ham

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

do i need coffee or a lobotomy

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

If someone doesn’t tuck me into bed and kiss my forehead tonight I’ll kms stg

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

Men buying you one drink 🤝 thnking you will have sex

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

If someone doesn’t favourite my tweet I’m gonna kill myself

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

Sometimes I go on club penguin for the club scene. Man covid sucks😪

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

Hinge profile prompts:

We’ll get along if: you also have a Elon musk poster beside your bed

We’re the same type of weird if: you also send pictures of your poop to your dad

Dating me is like : pop smoke reading you 50 shades of grey every night before bed

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

*$1400 check deposits*
Me at pet store: bring me the whole nemo cast

[Haji 🇮🇶 @papiraqi1]

Direct deposit: +$1,400

Me:

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

can anyone tell me if space time is real

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

and tell call him a whore and steal his money and run away

[DaRachy @racheldotonion]

seggs tips for girls: when he sticks it in your pussae yell 'STONK' and he'll just cum instantly