rachele ❁

good news everyone: dogs

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

@Twitter making me come out of tweet retirement to tell them to stop sending me notifications I’ve turned off notifications for topics and other people’s tweets yet you still insist on notifying me it’s killing me please stop thank you bye.🤸🏼‍♀️

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

@taylorswift13 in 9 years I am fully expecting “All Too Well (20 minute version)” thank you

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

I was gonna follow up “also he’s just playing Ariana grande so that’s happening as well” but then he changed the music. It’s unconfirmed but I think he can read minds.

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

Mom just gets me

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

Twitter seems to have deleted all my drafts and I’m fully offended

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

Grandma taking to my aunt: “rachele needs to eat more vegetables because she’s too white” #nonna

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

In trump’s final speech he said “have a good life” like he was writing in someone’s yearbook that he didn’t know that well #bye #HAGS

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

You don’t love your country. You don’t even love trump. You love yourself. You love being racist, selfish, misogynistic, xenophobic and the guy who encouraged you to be those things is gone and you’re pissed about that. You are not special.

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

When a COVID vaccine comes out the government should travel to everyone like in Cinderella when they went around the land making all the maidens try on the glass slipper - but with administering the vaccine #yourewelcome

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

He was winning states when they first started counting, fine. But then they had the AUDACITY to CONTINUE to count ballots so he started losing states??? How dare they.

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[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

My dad suggested that I take out my nose piercing and grow an oregano plant in the hole instead 🌱 #thinkingaboutit

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

I kept missing lights and getting passed by people I don’t know how people walk like this

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

I just tried leisure strolling bc I had a lot of time to kill and it was terrible, so slow, I never wanna do it again, 10/10 do not recommend

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

Dear Trader Joe’s, I will absolutely not cook this microwaveable pasta for one for 4 minutes at half power and then 2 minutes at full power, thank you very much

[Lianna Costantini @liannacos]

@rachelecos pays for her own prime and I feel like that makes her a real adult

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

No offense but the What A Girl Wants soundtrack is still one of the best soundtracks ever made

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

@sfmta_muni Are there plans to add the 30s bus as it’s own line to maps, any bus trackers and your website? The 30s tracks as the 30 which is very frustrating as the wrong bus constantly shows up.

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

My grandpa can’t come to lunch today bc he has to prepare for his doctors appointment tomorrow

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

Thanks @Jenna_Marbles for the Easter pup hunt inspo, this is egg #4 and he’s totally getting the hang of it! This was the most fun 👏🏼👏🏼

[rachele ❁ @rachelecos]

Apparently my mom watches game of thrones without her glasses so everything is a little blurry bc she doesn’t like the violence 😂