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Conventionality belongs to yesterday.

[fabe @rachelfabe]

When is Lent, I want to give up

[fabe @rachelfabe]

“one of the first people I knew who was murdered…” my mom just goes OFF sometimes

[fabe @rachelfabe]

Pointless by Lewis Capaldi is about my dog, right? … right?

[fabe @rachelfabe]

@Meaggheyanne RESIGNATION LETTER

[fabe @rachelfabe]

Do you think that people who take driving tests in Audis know that they look like assholes?

[Shannon Baker @ShannonBaker]

Dear Non-Natives:
You don’t have a “spirit animal”.
Your friends are not your “tribe”.
Your meetings aren’t “pow wows”.

[fabe @rachelfabe]

@KimChi_Chic Minesweeper 💣💣💣💣

[fabe @rachelfabe]

It’s 2022, why am I seeing Facebook Marketplace ads for clothing outside my sizes.

[Donna 🦆 @DonnaDotPaella]

I'm not looking to re do the trial on twitter, but I'm trying to get you guys (whatever you think about what happened today) to just pause and think for a second about what the situation today means for any abused woman who is even thinking of speaking out

[fabe @rachelfabe]

There is nothing more intimidating than a first date at a jazz club

[fabe @rachelfabe]

@canadaddi Share the playlist

[fabe @rachelfabe]

To All the Folks I’ve Ghosted on Hinge, also known as The Neverending Story

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

[fabe @rachelfabe]

No matter how many times I look up what polenta is, I will never remember #help

[Dallas Holladay, DO (she/her) @Dallas_Holladay]

I had my 3rd IUD insertion of my life today. The previous two were a horrific, painful nightmare. Today I was pretreated with oxycodone, lorazepam, ibuprofen and a cervical block. I hardly felt a thing. Every woman should have this option.

[fabe @rachelfabe]

@firstwefeast buttered popcorn

[fabe @rachelfabe]

There is nobody who’s approval I need more than my nail technician.

[mar @itsmariannnna]

it’s always “you up?” and never “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires”

[Dr. Lisa Iannattone @lisa_iannattone]

Masking isn’t about “anxiety.” They’re attempting to pathologize perfectly reasonable decisions about masking. We can do most everyday activities perfectly well with a mask on and they certainly aren’t worth risking covid. Masking isn’t anxiety, it’s sound risk calculus.

[Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms @RightsOfCanada]

New: I am now available in audiobook format. Perfect for long truck drives back across the prairies!

[fabe @rachelfabe]

@roxyred808 $17.50 to work at Victoria, BC A&W (burger restaurant)