Rachel Fitzsimmons

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

Never want the period between Christmas and new year to end 🥲

[¥ 🕊 @YasmineChanel]

Amazon must be making so much money off us Cus I haven’t stopped ordering things from there since quarantine.

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

Feel like I’m in a live version of the sims and some child is playing the game and everything is on fire but we’re just all trying to stay positive by doing that little wiggle

[Vanessa Carlton @VanessaCarlton]

Don't go downtown.

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

Has anyone checked on David Attenburgh recently? #jussayin

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

Ocassian, occassion, ocassion, Occasion? Honestly don’t even know which one of those or right gets me every time 🤔

[✨ @Chaantellie]

What’s an easy word you’re embarrassed you have trouble spelling? Mine is “definitely”

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

@reecedarwent @LewisNorthey It all started with Leroy the redneck reindeer 🤣 now it’s banger after banger!!

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

Approximately 1 year ago I played a country Christmas song and our household has never quite been the same since @LewisNorthey 😂😉👨🏻‍🌾🐂🐓🌽

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

Watching Mary Poppins with my Nana and it makes me sad that we’ll never have a generation who carry themselves in the same way, with the same decorum as the people in this film ❤️ My Nana & Grandad lived the best years 😍💕

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

Hurts my heart this 💔

[KevinKyle9 @KevinKyle1981]

Anyone thinking of getting a hoverboard for their kids Xmas think twice, this is where I nearly killed my youngest and myself.
Enjoy!

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

Love spending time in the shops in the run up to Christmas. Every weeknight for the next 7 weeks you’ll find me in the metro 🤶🏻🎄

[LADbible @ladbible]

'We found this video going through our daughter's iPad. Our poor baby'... Wait for it 😂🙈

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

@GordonRamsay slowly working our way round all your restaurants. Tonight is Hells Kitchen Dubai! Roll on our Welly’s 😍

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

@LewisNorthey

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

How do you keep a hotel room tidy? Asking for a friend.

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

All this worry about Lew’s achillies on holiday and on day 1 I damage my ankle so I’m now the slowest in the party 🙃😭

[Rachel Fitzsimmons @rachelfitz1]

What shopping with my mother looks like:

Me: puts item of clothing in basket

Mother: puts same item of clothing in basket, claims ‘I don’t live with you anymore so no one will know’

Proceed to follow me round shop & repeat x 100