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[Rachel Free @RachelFree]

Just realised. Lollipops are weird. Basically swallowing your own flavoured saliva. Actually disgusting.

[Joe Davies @joedavies44]

What the note said #WEURO2022 #itscominghome #Lionesses

[Liverpool John Lennon Airport @LPL_Airport]

Oof, better delete that draft…

#UCL #RMAMCI

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 22.5% lower than men's.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that are highly suspicious:

-Sunshine
-Punctual train
-Nice people
-A faultless meal
-Hotel keycard that works 1st time
-No traffic
-Empty parking space right outside the shop
-The last shopping trolley
-A price that seems perfectly reasonable
-A day with no disasters

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Today reportedly the most depressing day of the year, unlike the previous 700 which have famously been a barrel of laughs.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I had my feelings hurt twice this month

I can't remember the incidents now, but I just thought people should know

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Soooo…. The sackable offence wasn’t holding a Xmas party, but joking about the Xmas party?

[Naga Munchetty @TVNaga01]

I'm so shocked that anyone is subjected to this amount of hatred.
Disagree with someone, by all means.
To threaten their safety & security?
What on earth is going on that it has got to this?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Can you whistle?

Me: No.

7: And Mom married you anyway?

[Jaack @Jaack]

Hey Siri, define the internet

[Mac McCann @MacMcCannTX]

this Instagram model’s father passed away,,,, and she did a photo shoot with the open casket….

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After a report finds Test and Trace ‘failed its main objective’, thousands of management consultants say that’s simply not true as it made them much, much richer.

[ₜₒᵣₙₐdₒ🌪️ @urPapaDeyCraze]

password: 12345

[Jaack @Jaack]

Scholes when people ask what his favourite part of his daughter is:

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.