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[rachel @rachelfucks]

the gap is my resume is because the boys were back in town

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

they hate to see a retard gettin money

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i’m scared for some secret reason i don’t even know why

[死 @humanxmaybe]

whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

insurance does not cover what i am about to do

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

someone felt differently about a movie i enjoyed and i can’t make myself care about them anymore

[hannah @crankhart]

Everyone who hates me just so happens to be retarded as well

[natalie @nataliestwt]

yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Fade into you

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Not now kitten daddy’s balding

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the body craves blue raspberry

[Evan @evanjmader]

nice email did u send it from your gay laptop

[Megi @reaIsnowhite]

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there

[Connor @habitualsender]

Going band for band with my homie and he pulls out his family's Christmas card

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

did my chinese accent in front of her friends

[danlet @evildanevil]

Hey i over cooked my eggs this morning so ill talk to u later when im in a better head space

[Alex Moskowitz @alexrmoskowitz]

instead of working on making myself a better person i am going to purchase a cool new jacket