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You didn’t “win worlds” when you competed against all Canadian teams. lol you won Canadian nationals.

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My 7 year old “really wants Taylor swift tickets”….. excuse me… that’s an insult to us who actually know who she is 😭

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I would literally sell my kidney on the black market to go to Taylor swift 😭

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I would vote for absolutely any politician who will bring back plastic straws. Please make this a campaign

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I thought I was excited for Bradlee to start camp .. just realized I have to make lunches every single day now 😒🥲

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Can we please stop calling yoga pants “flarred leggings”. Thank You, from your local millennial

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I haven’t tweeted since last April, ya’ll have been missing out on my obscure thoughts. I’m back, you’re welcome.

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@AJlake 100%. Santa doesn’t go to grandparents houses.

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@fordnation You’re a complete joke. The strike never would’ve happened if you paid your education workers a reasonable and fair deal.

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@bruney1997 @CheerFessions1 Not to mention they emailed to keep it hush hush, it should’ve been a public announcement. The email only states that they’re aware of the situation, it doesn’t tell any parents what the situation is nor that they’ve stopped working with spring tumbling!

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It just dawned on me while chatting that one day were going to have 5 women synced up on the same cycle in our house and I’m going to spend an actual small fortune on tampons. 💸💸💸

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@AJlake @hlebsss Me too tho. 🤣💃🏼.

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@AJlake You’re a loved ass bitch 😘.

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@dtfyourmum I’m literally obsessed with my daughters red hair and freckles and I’ll fight a child if they bully her LOL

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Anyone else remember using “ask Jeeves” for any and every question you ever had. Just me? Ok great.

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Wish the trucks would drive past dougies house and honk their horns, wake that useless man up.

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Sweden: Justin:

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When @fordnation repeats himself saying “nobody dislikes these lockdowns more then I do” all he does is degrade every single human being that his lockdowns are actually hurting. Lockdowns give dougies family business MORE business 🤦🏼‍♀️