Rachel Husband

queen of subtweets

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

Best mom ever

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

Have you ever shared your large fries with your dog?

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

I have

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

@wilson_marshall Omg my aunt

[Adrianna @_adriannamonet]

drake needs to come up with some lyrics about tipping your servers so y’all can fuckin feel that

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

@keeganm17 Middle aged ppl jokes 😌😌😌😌

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

Pls don’t ask me if your gf’s mouth looks like it can handle a large sushi roll!!! Then laugh!!!

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

AND DONT ASK IF IM KATHY fck

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

Also if u can’t order a Sexy Kathy roll without laughing and getting awkward I fcking h8 u

[bri @WormerBrianna]

I don’t think boys understand girls and flowers. we want them on a Thursday when we’ve had a bad day or just because, not on our birthday or a holiday because you’re expected to. random flowers are seriously the easiest way to make a girl smile ear to ear

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

Why do I ALWAYS online shop late at night? And why do I ALWAYS end up spending $200+?????

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

My skin in November vs my skin this month. God bless accutane tbh

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

@BigPatDidThat @morganlechner U would retweet this

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

Needy as fck

[Rachel Husband @rachelhub2]

Who knew so much joy could come from cleaning up ur Pinterest boards

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@alliewach @KavneetTut