Rachel James

I mostly just follow famous people to see if I still like them after judging their grammar.

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

The problem is my in-law family is like: “so have you seen lord of the rings? 😃” and I’m more like “so what is the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?”

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Please go #votenokansas, it took like 5 minutes. Trust women to make their own choices with their health providers and allow lives to be functionally, financially and literally saved

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

I promise: don’t have a ‘regular’ wedding. Get married alone on a mountain or at the courthouse or in your backyard. If you have $ go on a trip or remodel your kitchen, both you will actually appreciate. Don’t say vows in front of your parents’ friends & rent napkins for $1.50ea

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

If you are groomsman your gift options are: a camo colored knife or a koozie that says “thanks for being there on the day my life was ruined!!! 🤪”

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Forcing birth creates unwanted kids who will then grow up, sit in my office, stare at the floor and tell me stories about their irreplaceable formative years that you are, I promise, lucky not to know. The fact that people think this is Saving The Babies is just 🤯 #RoeVsWade

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Wishing I could go back, tonight and most of the time #RockChalk #RCJH

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Love when patients are like “omg you don’t even have any kids yet?? LOL 😬” and then pay me by the minute to listen to them complain about their families

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

My favorite social media post is the “brunch with this guy 🥰” and then it’s a girl’s boyfriend sitting in a chain restaurant booth who didn’t really want his picture taken

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Objectively, having children seems not fun

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Does anyone have an enjoyable time on NYE or do you just sit in different places of your house and feel achy about the passing of time

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

I think I only really want to associate with people who, at least at one point in their lives, were prescribed an SSRI

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

If you keep your psych appts even when you are doing well, come here so I can kiss you

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Can’t fall asleep until I do my nightly, calming, laying in bed ritual of buying something online for $40

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

If I wore my pajamas to your intake appt would you be comforted like “wow she’s so unassuming” or like “I need to look at that insurance referral list another time”

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

I got this house with my dog in mind - so excited to watch him frolic through the yard - and every day he poops on my rug because the lawn is too damp and yucky for his little feeties

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

I can’t explain the agony from my mom’s death. It’s excruciating, long-lasting, keeps me awake and has changed me at my core. Tell your mom you love her and anything else you can think of that could possibly make you sad one day knowing she never knew it

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Men are like “Trauma?? Therapy!?! 🤢🤢🤢 Nvm I’ll just buy some Ritalin from my buddy”

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

@Chelsea_Fagan Yes! I started as a psych NP during Covid. ~70% of my patients are coming for adult ADHD (which is very real!) but when we've worked/ate/slept/helped our 12yos learn math over Zoom in the same 1000 sq ft for 1+ year..I think most of us could benefit from a smidge of Adderall

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

Really struggling to find the balance between "refreshingly accessible mental health provider" and "family of patients texting me their own life stories hoping for a twofer while I'm trying to watch This Is Us"

[Rachel James @racheljames4]

[Video appt with a patient is loading] Don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say i- "Hi! Good to "SEE" you! LOL"