ew.rachell

goo goo gah gah

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

new rule: if you like olive garden breadsticks you have bad taste in everything else too

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

if i fart in the shower do i have to take a new one?

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

adele makes me excited about my divorce body

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

my favorite part about la croix is the sniff right before i drink it

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

i haven’t come a long way yet but i’ve come a little way (:

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

me: so wuhan reopened

madi: is that a local restaurant i don’t know about?

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

can’t stop listening to “coronacation” by the @chillipipers 🥵🥵🥵

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

where am i supposed to cry when all the clubs are closed

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

in regards to pesto how much is enough

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

hi this is rachel’s mom. welcome to my youtube station

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

i wouldn’t call it gossip. it’s more like

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

thanks for supporting my last tweet i just really think that fame would get to me

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

just so everyone remembers my twitter is solely for fun i’m really not trynna get famous but thank you anyway

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

don’t get me started on fake chase

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

this is peanut butter baby now.

feel old yet?

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

“spank me”

what?

“oh i said thank you”

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

mailing my spit and coughs to all of you on my blacklist the moment i get covid

[ew.rachell @rachell1512]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but please stop chewing with your mouth open megan

[megs @megannnjudd]

i’m actually a brunette

[Foloxcer @Foloxcer]

Tonight, the greatest man I ever knew has passed. He will be heavily missed, as he was loved by all. He was the funniest, most supportive, and kindest man alive. I will miss him with all my heart. Rest In Peace... Ed Folsom.