Rachel

welcome to Applebee's. (She/Her)

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

You can honor her today by sticking up for someone who needs sticking up for, taking a shot of patron/having a glass of wine, or cyber bullying a bigot. 💕 Mom’s are pure magic. If you are a mom, thank you.

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

Happy heavenly birthday to my dear sweet mama, @n128lauren. I miss her so much.

Nobody is perfect but she was a good woman. And a tough woman. And she helped so many people in the time we were lucky enough to have her with us. She lives on every day through those she loved. ❤️

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

It’s that time of year again! I am entering my 8th year of teaching and my 2nd year with 5th graders.
If you’d like to contribute some supplies, prizes, or snacks for my fifth graders this year we would be so grateful! 💕🥰

https://t.co/2Pimzw6EBD #TeacherWishlist #ClearTheList

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

The best part of the Godzilla X King Kong movie is the part where you get overstimulated by all the growling sounds and sneak down the block to drink a beer before returning to endure the rest. 🤪 🦍🦎

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

POV: you took drunk Rachel into Home Goods. 😂

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

Finding those beautiful moments amongst the chaos… kind of feels like the story of my life. Parenthood is new, but it’s no different. 🥹💕🌸

#parenting #instantparent #adoption #spring #Auntie

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

I’ve been a parent for literally five seconds but my one piece of advice on how to support a new parent is…. buy their kid socks every time you visit. Life is so much harder when there are no socks. 😅

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

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[Rachel @rachellaundry]

Today is the day!!!!! 🔥😎 nobody is safe!

Just found out this thing will be hosted by Nate Jackson and I’ve got a link for free tickets. 👀 Get out there tonight!!!! #Tacoma #ThingsToDo #RoastBattle #TacomaComedy #Marriage

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

We did this roast on Valentine’s Day four months into dating. We are now four years into marriage and almost six years into loving each other and I have MORE TO SAY. NO APOLOGIES THIS TIME. 😈

Wednesday at @superfunnycomedyclub. Get your tickets!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

#RoastBattle #Tacoma

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

This PD facilitator just asked what brings me joy.

EASY. Prozac. 😇

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

Headline a comedy club: ✅ 🥹

Y’all it was so magical I don’t even know what to do with myself today.

[Tacoma Comedy Club @tacomacomedy]

Stop what you’re doing and book tickets to see Rachel Affleje! You are in for a full night of comedy when she takes the stage. Join us!

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

She wants to live off of Funyuns, Panda Snacks, and chicken nuggets and I simply cannot live with that lmao. Please help I’m tired of wasting money and food. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 (4/4)

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

I am doing the unthinkable and asking the internet for parenting advice. 😅

How do you deal with picky eaters?
I want to take a gentle approach and honor her hunger cues and encourage a healthy relationship with food (especially in a time of grief and big changes). (1/4)

[Rachel @rachellaundry]

I know some of this is probably emotional, learning a new family, the brands and foods we eat are different, she’s testing our boundaries etc. but she was picky before she lived with us too. 🥴 (3/4)

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august