Rachel Howell

I am a grownup who likes to adult and business in Austin. I love design, music, pop culture, Texas politics, laughing and naps. All the naps!

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Literally just typed “fucktions” instead of “functions” on a document for my boss. I’m fully fucktional today.

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

@shueytexas No one else thinks so. Yet.

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

How did no one start calling him #vICErion after last week's episode? I can't be the first. #GoT

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Finally catching up on #HardKnocks, and @Tayaustin01 playing #pokèmongo is my favorite moment so far.

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

The 30-day public comment period is about to close on this monstrosity. Make your voice heard, people! https://t.co/p3ljqpazkM

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Only if the public doesn't have to pay for it after. #personalresponsibility https://t.co/drCEST9kOG

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Shouldn't #TedCruz have been forced to carry his unviable campaign to term?

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

@esprehe make better tweets and I won't have to.

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Lots of great band names coming out of @DatelineNBC. Junk Science Voodoo, Owl Killer, Wrongfully Accused...possibilities are endless

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

What are the benefits of the #ACA? @GetCoveredTX @insurehealthtx #insurehealthtx

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

@shueytexas I'm always sportsing.

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Samuelsson seems to be handling her head injury a lot better than LeBron James did last night. #WomensWorldCup #FIFAWWC

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Here's my #empirefortwo for #aclfest. I 💙💚💛💜❤️ this guy. https://t.co/tQB1BuS2rM

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Why couldn't Knights of Cydonia come out now when I'm at peak nerd and Dead Inside come out when I was in HS and at peak emo? #muse-ings

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

@shueytexas @drafthouse YAAASSSSSSS

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

Dell is proud to join @TXCompetes in supporting welcoming workplaces & communities http://t.co/WZAd4lspU7 #LGBT http://t.co/6Xwt4IrSXK

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Storytelling + compelling design = engagement. https://t.co/lAp2G4yZrN

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

How an old-school nonprofit is learning to tell a more captivating story http://t.co/GWFL9D49u7

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

Overheard @WholeFoodsATX: "I'm glad there's gravity on earth. Without we'd all float away." Me too, kid, me too.

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

All I want to do now is make @3eb & @ChrisCarrabba wallpaper to post to my @LiveJournal like it's 2001 http://t.co/U3IJ2SM0Y3 #Ticketmaster

[Texas Veterans Commission @TexasVeterans]

TX Dept of Family & Pro Svcs will be attending VETS Hiring Event on April 23. Job posts @ http://t.co/SXtIfRPIgY http://t.co/MnHLW9rg6C

[Rachel Howell @rachellhowell]

I'm glad that Roger Sterling has found a new job growing little mustaches on his little mustache farm. #MadMen