Rachel Lily

all adventurous women do.

[McStew @KevyCocktails]

I’m not buying the bride or groom a drink please stop sharing your Venmo’s thanks -Kevin

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

⁦@Kirb_Stomp⁩ I’m only communicating with you through Twitter and Timehop form now on. Ttyl

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

Sarah, what happened?

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

This means so much to me. Major sentimental feels💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 https://t.co/BFHuLWaXXU

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

@ZARA #zara

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

@ZARA i wore these boots once 2 weeks ago. Here are some pictures of what my ankles looked like the next day and my scars two weeks later. THIS IS NOT OKAY. #zara #zaracustomerservice

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

@lisaalfuso Yes, yes you’re the last person.

[Evan Bass @ebassclinics]

At this point I’m hoping that Dylan ends up with Bella Hadid #BachelorinParadise

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

@murphlandlee

[glizzy mcguire @iampatrickmoran]

Lizzo’s “Boys” as Michael Scott, a thread:

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

When i retire i plan to grow a beard just like Letterman.

[Holland Taylor @HollandTaylor]

If men got pregnant there would be walk in abortion clinics on every corner~ birth control would be sold in pharmacy dispensers, corporations would include pregnancy termination with their benefits, and every sizable company would have its own quality child care center.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Me screaming THAT’S NOT CAMP on this United Airlines flight is camp - NOT WHATEVER YOU’RE WEARING!!!!!!!!!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I hate to get political on here, but if they're the Super Mario Bros, then isn't Mario their last name? So it's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario? Anyway, end farm subsidies.

[Netflix @netflix]

Hello it's me with your regularly scheduled reminder that The Office will be on Netflix until 2021 — at least!

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

@lisaalfuso You’re so inspirational!

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Starting the day with a deep quote. You should check out the work of Tyler Perry, his might be more effective #RHONY

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

LOVE IT @lohanbeachclub #LohanBeachClub

[Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club @lohanbeachclub]

Ready to pop bottles like a VIP? Follow @lohanbeachclub on Twitter, then tweet #LohanBeachClub + 💃 for a chance to get bottle service directly to your door via @gofooji 🥂

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

IF YOU’RE 18 OR OVER AND YOU HAVE TIME TO DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN, YOU HAVE TIME TO VOTE.

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

I love @sweetgreen SO MUCH... but the shitty new way they mix the salads is ruining EVERYTHING. #bringbackthemixingbowls #youruinedmylunch #sadsalad #sadhuman

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

@lisaalfuso @CynthiaNixon you have our friendship vote.

[Rachel Lily @rachellllily]

@lisaalfuso You know who isn’t a bad friend? Miranda.