Rachel

blanket enthusiast

[Rachel @rachellvee]

roommate: if I could describe you in one word it would be.... “eviscerate”

[Rachel @rachellvee]

can we leave the Jennifer Coolidge impressions in 2022 please

[Rachel @rachellvee]

this Taylor Swift album is the corniest shit I’ve ever heard

[Rachel @rachellvee]

someone just tipped me while I was singing karaoke omg

[Rachel @rachellvee]

@b_bald So much for your Bre on Toast business plan

[Rachel @rachellvee]

can marvel chill for like 5 seconds

[Rachel @rachellvee]

probably not supposed to be the big takeaway from a pandemic BUT I will never take bars/clubs for granted again

[Rachel @rachellvee]

if I ever buy the Tom Ford coffee table book please send help

[Rachel @rachellvee]

wow to get a sniffle and be like.... it’s actually probably NOT covid.....is amazing

[Rachel @rachellvee]

joffery would have been a cop just sayin

[Rachel @rachellvee]

just want to thank outdated BMI guidelines for my vaccine appt tomorrow #thickthighssavelives

[Rachel @rachellvee]

I’m scared (wait that checks out?)

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

A Cabinet that looks like America.

[Rachel @rachellvee]

I wonder if anyone hot will slide into my DMs before I die

[Rachel @rachellvee]

how do I convince my mind that money people pay me back on Venmo is not income

[Rachel @rachellvee]

happy for Kim that she will be able to have things that aren’t cream colored in her house again

[Rachel @rachellvee]

I think people dating should post a pic of each other with the caption “my ‘for now’ valentine”

[Rachel @rachellvee]

Jk lol I got laid off again

[Rachel @rachellvee]

this mercury retrograde is going fabulously for me thank u for asking

[Rachel @rachellvee]

this mercury retrograde is going fabulously for me thank u for asking

[Rachel @rachellvee]

does your bf have short hair or do they say “have a nice night ladies” when you leave a restaurant.....

[Rachel @rachellvee]

night one of the Biden presidency....

[Rachel @rachellvee]

next step: remove all bibles from this process