Rachel Maines

[Rachel Maines @rachelmaines]

@SlateTraits

[LB©️ @Lintendo_64]

this is all deshaun watsons fault

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

I could never be a pilot I’d abuse that fucking microphone and just force the people on board to listen to me. I’d make every flight a podcast episode

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Everyone is correctly pointing out he’s no longer good and hasn’t been for years, but also: Imagine being a fan who actually opposed the choice back in 2022 for moral reasons and waking up to this. Four years and it isn’t over.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Only a woman can write a scene like this bec this is exactly what women do in love and hope that men do for them. To be loved is to have someone listen to the song you mentioned, or watch a movie you like. Always the little things.

[Jaylon Tyson Fan Club @IsaacOkoroFan]

Fuck Minkah Fitzpatrick forever and ever

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[🦔 @h666ris]

The Cranberries did not need to go so hard on Linger but I appreciate that they did

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

Should be locked in jail 🔒

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu me recusando a dormir porque não tive tempo suficiente pra ficar sozinha depois do trabalho

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me 2 hours after ET wanders into my backyard

[Greg @erjmanlasvegas]

I'm allowed to laugh because I'm a Browns fan

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[Nick Karns @karnsies817]

September 20th, 2018.

The Baker Mayfield debut.
The bud light fridges opening.
The Cleveland special in the endzone.

Perfection.

[Fran ✨dr yearner @yearningdr]

Not to be dramatic but this episode literally changed my life

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Fuck my life. I just bought a $20 burrito and a $12 iced coffee. Now I can never afford a $800,000 house

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

NO ONE wants Data Centers. NO ONE wants their cars tracking your every movements. NO ONE wants Flock camera's. So who the fuck is installing them? And why are we just taking it???

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Call me WOKE but I'm glad the United States birth rates are at an all-time low cuz most of y'all have no fucking business having children anyways.

And that's a hill I'll die on!