Rachel Plett

Impact, Innovation, Incluison and Investment

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@DaveChappelle when I was working as a ranch hand the guys would giggle about the times they tricked city slickers into pissing on an electric fence. Your comedy reminds of that a bit. Getting folks to go right up to the line. It's a mitzvah.

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@nealbrennan thank you for putting so much of your insides on display for all us gawkers. Your work touches all those tight corners of my soul that don't feel like they'll ever quite settle into something all together functional. You're a wonderful man

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

There are moments when we disappoint ourselves. Today was one of those moments for me... I JUST realized there IS a convenient way to eat a salad. It's called a wrap! #TheMoreYouKnow #delicious #HealthyEating #momentusmoments

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

I feel like Lunchables are ripe for a rebrand.... Charcuterie 4 Kids?

@RealLunchables #WhyNot #ThrowbackSaturday

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

"By registering ships in the Bahamas and other countries, cruise companies avoid U.S. taxes... [Now] the Cost Guard is telling those companies their ships should seek medical care in the countries where they've registered..." #BailOutThePeople #coronavirus https://t.co/Mh2pHD1o79

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@barrysilbert It was invented to be a high-volatility, speculative asset? I don't know if that was the vision... 😉

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

I’m honored to receive the endorsement of so many Muslim leaders, activists, and scholars. This is our moment to dream big and fight hard for a better country and a better world—for our children and our grandchildren. Let’s do this! https://t.co/tP9QKPug00

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

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[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

#Yang2020 #YangGangLove @SenWarren @AndrewYang #Democrats2020

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@stuars2 rude

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@RonFunches As far as evolution is concerned, generic sharks are as close as it comes to genetic perfection. #canttouchthiscrisper

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@RonFunches

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@surffanatic7

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

For @mulaney. To answer your question from #larrykingnow, walruses use their mustaches to find their dinner https://t.co/5mKKmm6YxF

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@RonFunches @ComedyCentral Good to know what I'm doing with my Friday 😁

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Ugh, 2019. Starts on a fucking TUESDAY. 4th of July and Halloween are on Thursday, Christmas is on a Wednesday. And the year ends on another Tuesday. Plus TWO Friday the 13ths. Blech.

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@pattonoswalt

[zooko🛡🦓🦓🦓 ⓩ @zooko]

Privacy isn't about isolation — it's about community. But with consent. You get to choose who's watching when you let down your hair. You get to choose who's around the table when you tell your story. Privacy is about consent.

[Rachel Plett @rachelplett]

@Trevornoah Just finished Son of Patricia and wanted to say thank you for the grace with which you navigate the complexities of all the different racisms out there. After living in W. Africa and Europe as a white American committed to DEI I get wrapped around my axle at times

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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