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a piece of shit with a neck

#AllGrit

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

Also, please look at my beautiful children. My whole heart.

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Hey, so, a fucking break would be nice.

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I want a Rakestraw jersey!

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HOLY NFL INJURIES.

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It's like the Lions are PHYSICALLY still in Detroit. Like the Bill's are playing my god damn high school football team.

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I will die a Lions fan but I have to hand it to the Saints. Wow.

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Fantasy drafts today. Can't wait to lose my season 🫶🏼

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

I crave gentle.

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

Now how in the absolute world do we have a 2nd grader and a preschooler this year? Where has the time gone!?!?!

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

A giant hawk absolutely annilated my favorite hen. I am not at all trying to be funny because this fucking hurts. Rest easy, Big Mama. I will miss you forever.

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

The whole 5 days before my period starts will kill me. I loathe this.

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Went to Saugatuck for a sister's day expecting to be home by 8. Got home at 3:30am and had the best time!

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

I just want some fucking rain & a god damn thunderstorm.

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Real feel of 110° but GOD FORBID my husband misses his golf league night 😂

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

Also -- fuck Conor McGregor. In the worst way.

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

Fuck the rest of this tournament. I was rooting Norway from the get.

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

Some days your 3.5 year old asks for a well balanced breakfast. Some days he asks for dill pickles. Either way? You provide.

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

Bye, Arnold. #lions

[ranch drizzle @rachelvthelen]

"One thing about me today is don't let me near a gun"

[Peter Andrianopoulos @peterandri]

Dylan Larkin has added another team to his list — the New York Knicks.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?