Excuse me @Delta but this is outrageous. I just got sucked through the toilet hole in one of your aircrafts and am now hurtling through the sky, can I get my money back? This never happens on Southwest.
Hi there’s a really fucking biased poll for this bitch as Arizona rep going around please take it despite the way they word this shit https://t.co/ve9ZA59eXz
Things you missed on #TheBachelorette: In a deleted scene, John Paul Jones gifted @AlabamaHannah with a lock of his hair. And yes, we are 100% serious.