Rachael Favret

you’re doing amazing sweetie

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i still think people are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[charlie @chunkbardey]

if you’re ever trying to get into crosswords, my advice to you is this: learn who portrayed the Cowardly Lion

[r @rq1qi]

going through my 5th grade diary

[𝖏𝖆𝖍 ツ @fullautojayy]

I do not care how bad the relationship is I am NOT calling a radio station for advice

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

no offense but if my friend was pushing me non stop to eat green eggs and ham i’d kick his fucking ass

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

pretty people won today

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i was like “do you ever feel like everyone hates you” and my mom was like “no, because they don’t. people really like me.”

[Gabriela @its_gabriela_j]

Being a woman with a law degree is super fun bc all men regardless of their education think they know the law better than you

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

I’m running for governor.

Together, we can push past the small and divisive politics that we see in Texas today — and get back to the big, bold vision that used to define Texas. A Texas big enough for all of us.

Join us: https://t.co/eMY5wwf6an

[sanj @sanjanasjokes]

there’s no post-breakup healing process for girls u just wake up one day and be like “ew” n ur free

[helena riley @freshhel]

I miss the lady who brought her little dog into the restaurant nd said “He’s one of those dogs who howls at the moon..a lot of them don’t do that anymore”

[Queso @djbitchtits]

I am on the verge of getting a treat from the gas station