Somebody said that seeing a red bird meant that it was a lost loved one checking in on you. If so, I got homeboys and family members beating the shit out of each other in my backyard rn.
Thanks for always keeping me supplied with coors lite/Busch, American spirits, the best damn steaks there ever was, and the daily good morning snaps. We are gonna miss the hell out of you, Hugh. 🇺🇸
Take a shot for every mans tinder profile that states their height followed by “because apparently that matters” and I promise you’ll be zooted off your ass