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[hunter @3gpmh]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just didn’t know what to do with it

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[⃟ @homeslitter]

the phrase “i guess you hate me and want me to die” when someone won’t answer you

[꩜ @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[. @mithkii]

When the beautiful summer evening randomly makes you feel like the loneliest person on earth

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My brain going on a little adventure instead of being present in a conversation!!

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

How it feels to have a bf who takes care of things for me when I'm overwhelmed

[htxspace @htxspace_]

Lorenzo to Jasmine when she ask for a compliment #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

heh that’s nothing for a guy like me

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Jesus Christ has officially confirmed that she will reprise her role as God in “The Bible”

[HB @hanabryanne]

sorry to this girl whose phone call i’m eavesdropping on but “he took an hour long shower and he doesn’t even have hair” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“but you handled it so well”

thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

This was me the whole month of march btw

[julia @juumelo_]

fifth beer down I hope his phone is on silent because I sure as fuck am not

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

[Vivian @suchnerve]

(threateningly) i am going to make a spreadsheet