Rachel

Quality not guaranteed

[Rachel @rachjanton]

My chakras are in the microwave and six planets are out of alignment or something like that.

[Rachel @rachjanton]

The lyrics are "don't call me kid, don't call me baby poop"

[Rachel @rachjanton]

Overheard my son in the living room singing illicit affairs... WHO HURT HIM😂

[Rachel @rachjanton]

We love to see it

[Gymnastics Now @Gymnastics_Now]

The first all-Black world all-around podium!

🥇 Simone Biles
🥈 Rebeca Andrade
🥉 Shilese Jones

#ARTWorlds2023

[Rachel @rachjanton]

If you come to my house between now and May you will find me in my bathrobe complaining about how cold I am.

[Rachel @rachjanton]

NJ has confused neighborhood and neighbor's house and now just calls your neighbors house your neighbor's hood and i love it.

[Rachel @rachjanton]

SOS my child won't stop listening to the @falloutboy version of we didn't start the fire.
I enjoyed it the first 100 times but now I'm tired😂

[Rachel @rachjanton]

@briemellz Happy birthday!

[Rachel @rachjanton]

Pain

[Savage @Savageboston]

Flashback to when AJ Brown cried because Belichick decided to draft Nkeal Harry over him.

He is a lifelong Tom Brady and Patriots fan.

Don’t worry AJ im crying now

[Rachel @rachjanton]

Went and saw @falloutboy last night and it was my Era's tour.

[Rachel @rachjanton]

@juliebee22 are you doing okay?!

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

A statement from Patrice Bergeron.

📰: https://t.co/UWDGPWtDX9

[Rachel @rachjanton]

Maybe 9 wins...

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Now that we know the Patriots aren't signing DeAndre Hopkins, what are your record predictions?

[Rachel @rachjanton]

@casmcgr I REALLY DIDN'T THINK I'D BE THIS INVESTED.

[Rachel @rachjanton]

I wasn't planning on liking the ACOTAR series as much as I do but I've read three of the books in one week... I AM TIRED

[Rachel @rachjanton]

The things toddlers say to get out of going to bed are so funny 😂

[Rachel @rachjanton]

@juliebee22 THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[Rachel @rachjanton]

NJ's new thing when he wants to show me something when I'm not paying attention is to say "hey turn your face around" ... straight to the point. I like it.

[Rachel @rachjanton]

Bye, my toddler told me his dinner is disgusting.

[Rachel @rachjanton]

Oh no! A man fell! That never happens!

[Rachel @rachjanton]

@Khockey3 @hellohelloB @MamaDoctorJones Honestly, no idea! But I didn't know any different!

[Rachel @rachjanton]

@hellohelloB @MamaDoctorJones This was me! My induction started Monday night... they finally let me eat mid day Wednesday (soup and a sandwich) and then nothing again until i had my son by c-section Friday... i was so tired and hungry after i don't think i would have been able to push if we tried.