rachel

sometimes I scroll through my own tweets and laugh

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

I wish it was this easy to find a husband

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Bf looking at the fish tank at bass pro: “good stuff.”

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Me: are we close? Can you smell Allison?

Dad: *rolls down car window and takes a whiff* she’s near.

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

google search of the night

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Muffins 👏🏻 do 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 need 👏🏻 nuts 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 them 👏🏻

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

But guys have you ever seen a frog loaf?!

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Dad: I’m not obnoxious, I’m just a good pay attentioner person.

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Idk what imma do when I have kids because last night I wanted a brownie and mashed potatoes for supper and that’s just what I did.

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Bf: I wonder what our Best By date is

Me: probably tomorrow.

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Some things that taste a certain way are just good.

-Allison 2k22

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Time’s a tickin’ ⏳

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Last chance to wish me a happy birthday ⏳

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Me: how does it feel being 21 now?

Allison: I have so much power

@allisscheel

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Aunt to little cousin: you’re such a good sport!

Lil cousin: not in gym I’m not.

…

Lil cousin: I hit a kid.

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

Just because you graduated doesn’t mean you can stop thinking
@allisscheel

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

@ComedyIncImprov Allison will prepare herself a meal of only carbs and dairy and consider it a balanced diet.

[maggie lalley @magslals]

Some people are like I will stop at nothing and I’m like really? I would stop at a lot of things like for instance what if it’s difficult

[JShan @TheCannon916]

If anyone knows me, then you know I never do this. But this is one of those real stories of a good ass kid that needs some help right now! Anything helps out! Even just retweet’s would be appreciated! https://t.co/4E3jT7B847

[allison ↟ @allisscheel]

everyone plz watch this video of my cat #TikTok https://t.co/kXU5TBjOUz

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

@Weestees @achs_jaguar Not all heroes wear capes 💪🦸‍♀️

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

I told my parents I’ve been searching everywhere for a pool noodle and today they sent me this 😂

[rachel @rachlrscheel]

My cat after I just gave her treats: