Rachel

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Po. He just barked for the first time. It immediately sent him into an existential crisis. 13/10 (IG: readyset_po)

[Rachel @rachlynr]

If @amazon could stop recommending this for me, that’d be grrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaat

[Rachel @rachlynr]

@clariceleblanc Tito’s like a REAL WOMAN

[Rachel @rachlynr]

@cpreddin @BB_Chargers God just stop this madness, I’m about to kick you out of our quarantine

[Rachel @rachlynr]

Broke my streak, but still proud of myself for lasting this long for Dry January 💪🏻🍷

[Rachel @rachlynr]

@ricekrispiezzzz What the FUCK 💀

[david @_elvishpresley_]

me: TikTok is stupid

also me: how do I get this video tattooed on my body

https://t.co/Z3Y7WAXKLn

[Rachel @rachlynr]

My husband just sent me this and now I’m crying

[Rachel @rachlynr]

My husband to me, while looking at cows at the Iowa State Fair:

This is kinda weird ya know cuz you can make milk to.

Um WHAT.

[Rachel @rachlynr]

@22princessbitch Same!

[Rachel @rachlynr]

I was today years old when christian told me he found a pimple on our new kittens side. It was not a pimple. It was her nipple.

[Emy 🍉 @YeolSoo12]

I'm so amazed that NO ONE of his friends laughed. Gosh, This is the type of support everyone needs 😭💕👌!!

[Rachel @rachlynr]

Just found out that I’m getting margaritas with work friends on Saturday and started to tear up. It’s been a long week.

[Rachel @rachlynr]

@ricekrispiezzzz SHAME

[Rachel @rachlynr]

I just don’t understand some people hate being called cute. Cute=cool; cute=small, cute=sexy, cute=kinda sad, cute=awful af but I’m too nice to say it

[Rachel @rachlynr]

“Good thing I went to the grocery store and stocked up on wine this morning” - my mother, #MidwestPolarVortex2019

[Rachel @rachlynr]

@krisw1998 Was it the professor? Because honestly I wouldn’t put it past the Coe art department 😅

[Rachel @rachlynr]

@clariceleblanc @cpreddin @Compromise Sans sprinkles. @hurtsdonutco doesn’t include those apparently.

[Rachel @rachlynr]

@andiepanozzo

[Rachel @rachlynr]

My husband just told me he thinks he’s ready to have kids. Anyone wanna trade?