Rachel Farmer

the human equivalent of an excessive celebration penalty 🐊💙🧡💙🧡

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

Way to go DJ!! #UFgrad

[Lockheed Martin @LockheedMartin]

And we're off!

@NASA_Orion, designed and built by our engineers, is on its way to the Moon following its launch atop @NASA_SLS. Orion will spend nearly 26 days in space, testing mission parameters for future #Artemis flights that will return humans to the lunar surface.

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

Where my small business owners at? When y’all start selling “over-educated women” merch, take my money.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

[Nick de la Torre @delatorre]

Evan McPherson ... legend.

[Erin Jackson @ErinJackson480]

Olympic Champion 🥇 It’s going to take me a while to process those words

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

Every drink tonight is for Betty

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

Sometimes I forget I have twitter but y’all brought me right back in with these CDC tweets 😂

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the CDC just announced you can fill a theme park with dinosaurs again if you really learned your lesson last time

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

[Jackson Ramer @JacksonRamer]

If AR15 activates those crocs into sports mode tomorrow, it’s over for Bama

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

@yesthgil Let’s compromise and call it a Nautical Nibble

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

Whatever the weather is doing right now is excellent for my serotonin levels

[Jake Bedell @JakeBedellTV]

We got Spongebob’s Sweet Victory in the super bowl. I’m satisfied

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books

[campbell g @rodeoman]

every night before bed i study a picture of Tony Hawk so that if i ever run into him in public i will not be one of Those People

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

What the hell kind of wheaties is Najee Harris eating?!

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

@DanCoyoteUp I thought that was a terrifyingly large spider but then I actually opened the pic and it is super cute. Nice.

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

Could someone please give my phone number to Johnny Depp? I think we’d be good together.

[Rachel Farmer @rachmfarmer]

In preparation for spending Christmas alone, I keep grabbing an extra bottle of champagne every time I run to the store you know, “just in case”

Mimosas for the entire month of January anyone? 🥴

[Dan Mullen @CoachDanMullen]

#TraskforHeisman