Rach Middleberg

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

Seriously, again? #lockedmykeysinmycar #number8

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

My family is going crazy #wheresthebeepingfrom

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

Day 2 with this professor and were already talking about what we like to drink 🍻🍻 #toogood

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

You're right bcc soda machine, I'm not thirsty. I didn't actually want the dr pepper I paid for

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

Wow. I didn't realize that your name has no effect on me anymore #finally

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

I hate feeling like a backup friend

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

When my phone was dead everyone wanted to chill. Now that it's alive no one is available 😐🔫

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

It must have been luck @honkforlovexo @lizzzzzyyyyyy @xocasmyre #beachday2014

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

You frustrate me to no end

[milk @miilkkk]

"careful, the water's a bit nippy today"

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

Seriously Howard, I will throw up all over the back of your head if you don't calm the fuck down

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

I have come to the conclusion that my feelings for you will never go away, but that doesn't mean I'm going to act on them

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

I would change my mind for you if you gave me the chance

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

Howard, I love you, but you are the worst driver ever

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

Let's begin 48 hours of tweeting the thoughts that I can't say out loud #herewego

[Rach Middleberg @rachmiddleberg]

I locked my keys in my car.... For the 8th time #fml