pointy almond bitch

real thick per china

[pointy almond bitch @Rachodoe]

you’re favorite band releasing a flop album? universal experience.

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[casual @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[zara ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @iluvmycats777]

ok time to lock in and get SKINNY

[bald renate reinsve @GayPublix]

When you’re holding a hammer everything looks like a nail

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Someone giving birth in a porta potty at a festival and leaving it there is what happens in a country that makes abortion illegal and holds people hostage with unviable pregnancies inside of them btw

[pointy almond bitch @Rachodoe]

@chrisbrennan7 💀💀💀

[hime! @himemestars]

that awkward moment when you bake him muffins and he chokes on the airtag instead of just swallowing it

[Olivia @Livi_Danielle]

this humidity lately SUCKS

[pointy almond bitch @Rachodoe]

got a vaccine today #vaxxer #jabmeup

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not eating so many Pringles nowadays. They need to win me over with a major ad campaign

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

girl i know deleted all her wedding photos off her instagram #noticing

[🍒 @cherryxmuva]

if u go outside in shorts and a tank top when its hot and ur built sexy people literally want to kill u

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh her earrings are fake, that happened to my friend Kelly

[بیتا @xxobita]

do U love this shit r u high right now