Rachel Woolcox

Trying to live my life one day at a time.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be “groomed” to become furries and to make their pees pees in litter boxes.
Those things aren’t real.
Wanna know what is real?
My worry that they’re going to get shot. That someone with an AR-15 is going to go into their school and shoot them.
So, while the same gun fetishizing, AR-15 lapel pin wearing, locked and loaded family Christmas card posing Republicans fear monger & manufacture crises under the guise of “parents rights”, I say this:
It is my right as a parent to send my kids to school without worrying that they will get shot.
It ain’t the drag queens, the African American history, the books with two moms or two seahorse dads which threaten our kids.
It’s the fucking guns.

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

Most days my art degree seems useless, today I actually get to play in Adobe and feel like I spent 30k for a reason.

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

The worst part of buying new shoes is breaking in new shoes 😭 #mypoortoes

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

That moment when your boyfriend underestimates the CMU grad in you and you get him trashed #oops

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@x_Nemy I bought one on Sunday, unless you want a prelit tree Amazon is the way to go

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

In case anyone’s curious, laughing immediately after taking a drink of cold brew is a poor choice.

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@shelbyshafer My freshman year I just got shoes from Dunham’s for cross country in the fall. In the spring the local running store did a team night and gave us a discount so I went there and got fitted and it made a world of difference

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@DesireaisBatman Peter is not a fan of them either but Charlotte wants them so we’re doing it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

I might drive in metro Detroit everyday but there’s seriously nothing worse than traffic in Mount Pleasant #howdidiforget

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

The most heartbreaking part of being a parent is having to tell your toddler their fish died #wereallcrying #riproosey

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

I’m drinking wine at the top of a mountain. Any guesses as to whether I’ve spilled it?

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@laurensmiles22 So they’re selling plain tortillas then?

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@x_Nemy True that! These kids are nuts 🙃

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@x_Nemy Crap. Well I can’t help you move because I’m apparently still moving myself

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@x_Nemy I still have stuff at mom’s. Are you saying I should move that stuff to my house now?

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@x_Nemy That is the eternal question, I can say that I’m the one that found the missing items so that counts for something right

[Rachel Woolcox @rachonacho]

@x_Nemy Better get to looking!