melody bostic

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

Me: you have a lot of toddler tendencies
Tanner: no I don’t
.....
Tanner: I want to go get a slurpee

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

“I feel like an empty bag of chips” -Tanner

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

Signs your mom is aging:
Puts beets in the oven for dinner on Thursday. Takes them out Sunday night.

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

*watchin Carly Rose Sonenclair's Xfactor audition*
Tommy: y does everyone pick that song its so easy to sing just keep saying its a new dawn

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

@cvanderlee09 @cvanderlee09

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

Mondays are just so sad

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

Why on earth would you choose your opening line on a SHAMPOO commercial to be "I will never wash my hair again"

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

Quick, I need to figure out how to instantly become a luxury real estate agent

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

Matchbox Twentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

I used to wonder why adults loved HGTV so much and now I love HGTV so that must mean I'm an adult

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

I can't listen to Empire State of Mind without hearing "concrete jungle wet dream tomato"

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

I will never get sick of Billy Joel never ever ever EVER

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

At that point where I'm so tired I just cry for no reason

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

I think if I eliminated eating, sleeping and peeing from my schedule then I might be able to fit in everything I need to do by Friday

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

My head-cold says orange juice but my heart says chocolate almond milk🤒

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

"I like using paper that doesn't have any margarines." ...MARGINS TOMMY. MARGINS.

[Lo @loganlaand]

Happy bachelor Monday 🍷

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

*trying to decide on a movie*
Me: Why him?
Tommy: No no... Fantastic Beets and Where to Farm them.
........Why

[melody bostic @rachvanderlee]

Cass:*on the phone with her mom but talking to me* Look how good I am at wrapping gifts!
Her mom:*on the phone* oh it looks great!!!
LOL