Rachel Norris

[Rachel Norris @RachyNo_]

haha
#amandabatula #erlinghaaland #summerhouse #worldcup @amandabatula_ @ErlingHaaland

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Grateful for these written instructions on how to properly utilize a poop bag. Stay informed xo

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Willing to almost guarantee that at every Southwest gate you’ll find a middle aged white man complaining about how even though he checked in at exactly 24 hours he still got B53

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Love landing in a new city and knowing that OpenTable is going to be the first to welcome me every time

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@wizardoftoz1 Not really no

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When did everyone stop fucking with hamburger helper?

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Like this if you’ve even tried the pimento fried chicken sandwich from chic fil a

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Nothing has been more marketed than the pimento cheese fried chicken sandwich from chic fil a

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@michelebusby @kengreller @neuromusic Obviously, I would have taken extreme precautions for that Uber ride but come one. Not everyone has a car or access to one. If you say public transportation would have been the next option, I really disagree

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@michelebusby @kengreller @neuromusic I’m just curious, as someone who rode her bike 5mi in 85 degrees to get tested yesterday because I live in Chicago and don’t have a car- I have light shortness of breath but am young and was able to push through. But what if I wasn’t? Uber would have been the best alternative?

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@BarrettPerry It is rude to assume that everyone knows what the Fibonacci sequence is

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Ugh forgot I had twitter for two months again

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You ever have a song stuck in your head but don’t know what it’s called or who sings it or really any significant words but the beat?
How do you google “do doooo do do do do do dooo” and get the results you need @AppleMusic @Google please help

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@BarrettPerry don’t do this

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@BarrettPerry #LollapaLOOPza

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@BarrettPerry @docta_dro Technically this can be said for all clothing items as well- jeans, shirts, jackets etc. XL sizes vs XS sizes are a helluva lot different in terms of raw materials. @realDonaldTrump do something

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Does anyone else feel like at this point their body is made up of beer and brunch food

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I’m back bitches #kony2012

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What happens when you skip Kerry Bensons class ONE TIME

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@haleyleigh_ come now you can make it by tomorrow