Matt Toz

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

Having matching beers in the fridge is a nice flex

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

My least favorite chores would have to be washing the lettuce and mopping the floors

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

Do priests play video games and stuff

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

My two favorite pairings for a heavy hand on the black pepper are: the Caesar salad, and the chicken & rice soup (or adjacent similar soup)

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

Check out the hang time on these extension cords 😂

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

The tostada is inconvenient

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

I am tozzy

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

@nikitabier Great feature. Keep.

[Nate Bowyer @Naterade0]

Imagine being there when Heimlich unveiled his signature maneuver

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

Business idea: the deli/meat counter from the grocery store but as a standalone store in local spots for the neighborhood with high quality meats

[☘️ - Jays Enthusiast @gReenbean_26]

once again, you still picked the broncos

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

@nikitabier how about an AI chat interface where I can conversationally update my For You preferences?

I no longer need information on the ICE shooting, my feed has given every angle and take possible. I would be interested in content related to today’s Patriots game in Denver.

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

I am a long John’s truther. No shame in setting yourself up for warmth, even for a walk around the neighborhood

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

@iruletheworldmo Is this true

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

No one makes a burger quite like a restaurant can

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

Why do dishwashers take so long? I think the job could be done in 10

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

I think Kalshi has hit me with 75+ ads in the last week

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

Hard to eat bacon with a fork

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

A new backpack seems like an online purchase, but I must test the side pocket for sizing with my everyday water bottle. I’m frozen and directionless

[Matt Toz @wizardoftoz1]

Bro where’s my penjamin at? Can’t find my penjamin