rachyoussef

Sloths & cheese. That's it really.

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

Have too many things? Just buy more things to organize the things. Then you spend more money and have more stuff. #LifeHack

[noah @NoahJAguirre]

BREAKING: Kamala Harris has selected Senator Tom James of Connecticut to be her running mate

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

Did everyone else know that the Lizzie McGuire show only lasted for two seasons? Feels like a lie.

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

Will I ever be able to watch the Lion King without crying when Mufasa dies?

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

I’m disgusted at the racism in response to a call for a single state solution for Israel and Palestine. That Jews could never be safe in a “Arab” country. Antisemitism & racism aren’t not biologically essential characteristics. We can believe a peaceful single state is possible

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

IMPORTANT: In a briefing to media @NWS_BaltWash said whether or not today's storm complex is a derecho, you should "prepare like a derecho is coming for your house."

It presented this slide which is worth sharing.

Updates: https://t.co/cLUPqLXmM9

[The New Evangelicals @newvangelicals]

I was warned of the coming antichrist by the same people who are embracing one.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The ADHD urge to work on literally anything other than the one thing you should be working on.

[George Christanza @GeorgeChristanz]

If you hear me cough uncontrollably I promise I’m not sick I just choked on my own spit and am still recovering

[The New Evangelicals @newvangelicals]

Just a reminder of what John MacArthur thinks about slavery

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

Wut

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

@Fine_Shina BRO

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This is the best season of cspan…ever.

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

This is the most annoying thing I’ve tweeted but @cspan, why do you not have an Apple TV app?

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

#MamaYoussefThings

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

@Fine_Shina She really is

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

“I don’t even dream about Rachel but I had a dream about Georgia last night!!” - my mother said with such glee #MamaYoussefThings

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

Picked Georgia up from a new Rover sitter. They told me she was the best dog and now I’m wondering if the actually watched her.

[rachyoussef @rachyoussef]

Decided I’m gonna need potential suitors to send me their profiles on Airbnb.