rich

professional degen.

[(´∀｀*) @HavenWoods333]

if only yall knew what i went through to leave electric forest saturday night to make a dinner cruise for grandpas 80th birthday in miami sunday evening…..

[Earnest “8-Ball” Beauregard @8ballEarnie]

I need a girlfriend so I can have someone to come back to if I strike out at the bar.

[miia @miiagarro]

i ghosted the loml

trust me idgaf

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

Made it another year without a happy father’s day text 🙏

[Playmaker Nation @pmnation]

Chris Gotterup when I put US currency on him…

[Ridwan 🦅 @Biigridwan]

i shoulda been meaner to my ex tbh i think about that a lot actually

[Magills @magills_]

Lunch costs $28 because you freaked out about the flu

[$ @2xsam_]

Yes, I wish I acted worse!

[Michael Griffin @skinrule]

chris gotterup come on chris, strap in those tits and lets make a birdie coming in

[tatum @ebeefer]

i have a crush on a retard

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

dubstep weed jacking off chrome hearts cookout

[Scottie Heckler @ScottieHeckler]

I would kill a man to be this slotted

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[CIGS INSIDE 🚬 @EthBushwick]

NYC sober this weekend no coke or jewish women

[Alex Su @heyitsalexsu]

Marketing, sales, legal

[waks🐊 @waksvegas]

Dumbest shit you can be today is a boyfriend

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Jones BBQ and Foot Massage (2009)

[OMNOM @imOMNOM]

opening DJs should make out with the headliner

[bigsock @biggersocks]

how may is going to feel