Dan Ferguson

1 Corinthians 9:24

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

You wanna feel attacked? Ask for a fork while eating wings.

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Put the phone down and listen to the music you’ve played.

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Dear Apple, if y’all don’t stop slowing my phone down cause i refuse to get another one I’m gonna fight you!

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Never stop praying for the ones that once prayed for you.

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Yeah sex is good and all but have you ever had a hot ass shower after a long ass day?? That’s the real banger

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Hot pockets has taught me that love truly burns.

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Eating raw cookie dough is the equivalent to finally scratching that itch that you’ve been trying to reach 🤤

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Shower beers just hit different

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Anybody else play the guess the Wish item game?

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Am I the only one that plays the game, “jus gonna listen to one song on YouTube before I go to bed” I always lose said game

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Respect is going from one fast food place to get food, to another to get ice cream and you hide that bag so they don’t know you be cheating.

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#MonsterJumpLIVE #Sweepstake

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What’s your worst fear? Have you ever touched ice with wet hands?

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I don't know what you've been told
All the whiskey in the world won't save my soul

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Bitch I go to bed at 8:30 so explain that

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Anyone can find the dirt in someone. Be the one that finds the gold.
Proverbs 11:27

[Dan Ferguson @racingferg65]

Zaxbys petty as hell for that commercial.

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While watching the halftime proformance of Adam Levine my dad says “who is that guy I ain’t never heard of em, they must have got a bargain in him” hahah

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