When someone hands me a business card!.. all I think is?... Nice one mush.. that will make a great roaching paper ππ #businesscard#roachpaper#doobs
I hate it when people smug your punctuation on social media.. Its not like I'm writing an English essay with a fountain pen?.. Im speed typing, while driving my car with a phone screen that is smashed to fuck! While spell checker gives me no support what so ever#getalife #clowns
To all the chicks on instagram, stop just flashing a bit of tit, getting ya ass out pulling ya gym pants up to flaunt ya massive camel toes. Just get naked already!!! #teases#insta#naked