Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫

I went to deep damn daniel and nobody knew you!! Heir to the Mastercard fortune. Davenport University Alumni 1967 #StonerLivesMatter 🍁💰 $WÅ VETERAN

[Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫 @racketeergod]

@iamerndogg @KrazyRabb1t Plenty others don’t and it’s worth noting if we’re gonna be making posts glorifying him!!

[Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫 @racketeergod]

@40horsemen @11thDayEmperor @donotdelay “buzzword buzzword buzzword”

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

CP in LA.

[LinaHua @Linahuaa]

Another White American husband murdering his Asian wife.

It's no coincidence.

It's the combination of readily available American handguns + legendary Asian wife nagging.

"When are you getting promoted? Kevin's wife just got a new BMW"

"My cousin's husband earns more money than you and still has time for the gym"

"You bought video games from Steam AGAIN??? Have you even played the ones you already bought?"

"You spend all this money on your AIs but I have you actually built anything useful so far?"

"Jerry Thompson's company just had an IPO. I should have married him instead to be honest."

[Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫 @racketeergod]

@Longjonthe4th @D221O22 @BluerRazz62 @miagothstan

[Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫 @racketeergod]

Yeaaahhhh lets just go on ahead and do this real quick #industryplant

[. @playboicarti]

bout 2 play black ops ... then idk crash hit someone up bout $

[‏۟ @WARCRIMES2007]

Niggas be naming themselves ‘Mira ✝️🏳️‍⚧️’ with a My Little Pony pfp and looking like a bloated purple manatee that washed up on a carpet and decided to take a selfie

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: A celebrity Border Collie with 1.5 million followers was allegedly stolen in China, sold to a restaurant for $27, killed, & eaten.

[Doubt @LILDOUBT1]

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

[Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫 @racketeergod]

@christopfur11 @TheHatmanbets @JaguarGator9NFL Delusional

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫 @racketeergod]

@TheHatmanbets @JaguarGator9NFL You care more about a dog than a human. Get a grip.

[Tamers12345 @TheTamers12345]

In the cartoon Sid the Science Kid every character's ethnicities are left intentionally ambigous but in Sid the Science Kid The Movie Sid gets a rival who is the smartest kid on Earth and he is explicitly Chinese.

[Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫 @racketeergod]

@tinorocco5900 @baseballisdead_ The league only did this to protect their golden goose Posey after he won RoY and a World Series the year prior…

[Fëanor界王 @Bento_1942]

Nostalgia for when le 3rd world looked even more like le 3rd world
Shitholecore 🥹

[Virgil Mastercard III PhD 🔫 @racketeergod]

@candyassets Medium rare. An aristocrat

[Frontierism @frontierism]

Bullying used to work extremely well because these freaks had nowhere else to go. You conform to society or else you get treated poorly in turn. Now they can escape into their little discord roblox rabbit holes and be affirmed in their delusions by other freaks just like them.

[Powellite @PowelliteSZN]

GTA7 in Kansas City and you just play as Rashee Rice