Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac

that girl was a one attempt teenage drama queen, that girl was me

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

Steve Kornacki makes me want to f*ck a nerd

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

If you’re not keeping the girls updated on all your poops wyd

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

Had one glass of wine now I’m feeling emotional

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

Nobody ever talks about how expensive wallpaper is

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

Don’t understand people who can’t sit down and enjoy a nice glass of milk

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

Sometimes I think about how hot I would be if I was vegan

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

Are you normal or do you have to write “refill ice trays” on your to do list in order to convince yourself to do it?

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

@weezyismydad The feminine urge to skip as a celebration

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

@weezyismydad The life lesson here is that no amount of fashion can replace a pelvis….nobody can give him that

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

@weezyismydad I would also like to understand it

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

The feminine urge to gaslight anybody who tries to identify you as an alumni of your high school

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

@weezyismydad They should be big enough for two people to lay

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

I actually don’t think couches should exist if they aren’t sectionals

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

@weezyismydad Honestly this content should not be free……you should be charging for this

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

It’s so wild to me that our ears nose and throat are all connected

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

What if we celebrated reunification on social media the same way we celebrate adoption

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

I haven’t quite uncovered the truth about Madison grocery stores yet but I’m telling you, something isn’t right there……

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

When I’m driving and I see a car without their headlights on and I flash mine at them to try and let them know and they don’t get the message I take it really personally

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

Someday I am going to invent a bike helmet with a hole for your ponytail/bun……no one steal this idea.

[Pro-Vaxxer and Prozac @racoongurl]

Do men know that you don’t HAVE to put a picture of yourself working out on your dating profile