dirty shirley

professional fan girl

[never better @wiremxther]

i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer

[Lexie Seamons @lexieseamons]

‘name three knicks players’: og anunoby, jalen brunson and mariska hargitay

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

my attraction to gavin newsom, hunter biden, etc is a purely pavlovian response. i am conditioned to salivate for that exact type of evil in anticipation of a treat

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I’ve seen more grown men cry
Today than during funerals

[J.R @TheLifeUvJr]

dont ever fucking open your mouth to ask a question about Taylor Swift again!!!!!!!!!

[beck @unrivaled]

what did you just say to me...

[Yuni⚯͛🔮 @DNetxy]

This was because they didn’t allow Jordyn Woods to bring her bag in

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Ooooh hold your nigga tight because Big mama is back outside!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

WAKE TF UP

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Adam @Rhynotic]

new micro-neighborhood just dropped: NoGo

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

If I were pregnant and informed that my fetus had Down syndrome I would absolutely abort. No amount of social media romanticizing of profound disability would change my mind. Contrary to popular opinion, you need more than love to care for a disabled child.

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

We are witnessing Twitter greatness

[c ☆ @tintafey]

amy 😭

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

I am available for any picture any time with any member of Mike Brown’s immediate or extended family or friends. This man has taken us to the Finals. In his first year here. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Alexis @aleozimok]

sending this to all my friends just so they come and visit me

[bri @bribrisimps]

keke listen to me girl @KekePalmer

[Bitsy von Muffling @EssieNoPolish]

Rewatching Sex & the City and it only gets better w/ age, the styling is fresher, the topics hit harder. It’s just simply a timeless NY show.