Ryan Cruickshank

I’m never gonna give you up. I’m never gonna let you down. I’m never gonna run around and desert you

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/SaKCRCvSln

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i’m honestly a pretty productive person except for if there’s even one noise or sound

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

incredibly sad

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

What kind of democracy lets those in power draw their own districts to ensure they stay in power? Asking for a nation on the brink.

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.

Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!

[Ryan Cruickshank @racruickshank]

@bigten @B1Gfootball your refs are “disconcerting”. Do rules even matter to you or is it mostly about money and ego? Can we get neutral officials for Nebraska games?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Texas Republicans found just 16 cases of false addresses on registration forms out of 11 million votes in 2020 & tried to pass country's worst voter suppression law

Texas had 3,683 gun deaths in 2019 & legislature passed bill allowing Texans to carry guns without a permit

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

A Covid test nurse asked if I've had a sudden loss of taste. I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."

[Eric @EricG1247]

That $1,000,000,000,000 billionaires made during the pandemic will trickle down to us right????

[Ryan Cruickshank @racruickshank]

.@CenturyLink just making sure you’re aware your internet services are down for many of your customers in Omaha. You can’t seem to provide customer service through the normal channels, so thought I’d try here. Also, your website is down? You’re kind of a mess right now.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ICE Cold Fact:

[Ryan Cruickshank @racruickshank]

@bigten - free @CamTaylorBritt5 and @IWILLSTILLRISE. They don’t deserve the targeting calls. Do the right thing. Overturn. Big 12 would overturn (as long as not against TX)

[Ryan Cruickshank @racruickshank]

@B1G_Officiating go fuck yourselves. GBR!

[Meredith Salenger @MeredthSalenger]

Oh my. This is true. We can change it. Please read and feel what you feel.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

There is no form of protest against racism that is acceptable to racists.