MikeEchoTangoInSilence

Ill lyk when I know.

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Immigrant parents introducing their least financially successful, aka least favorite child:

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If we go get fast food together, and I’m driving, and you get the food and start eating on the way back, that’s sociopath behavior.

If you’re done by the time we get back and I have to eat alone, I could never love you after that.

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@detectfights What are you getting paid to be this invested? Get enough info to cover yourself and move the fuck on. The store is insured.

The owner of the chain would never.

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@Bornakang Is this satire? Heinz BBQ sauce is spicy? Black pepper, “if you can handle it”? Adds half a turn of the grinder? This can’t be serious.

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@Bornakang Is that mayonnaise?

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@kaYOLO_ To be fair there is a pinkish hue to the grey.

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@kaYOLO_ Pink and white? What part is white?

It’s blue and grey.

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I’m so incredibly sure what I want. But Im so unsure of myself I keep second guessing.

There is no take-backs but there also isn’t any downsides.

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Pops just said “I’ll believe you can do something right when I see it. What have you done?”

I started to list my achievements with the things I’m most proud of

He said “Trash, trash, trash ….”

The thought of passing this trauma on is 100% effective at preventing pregnancies.

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Cap, that’s the ufo from Nope.

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Amazing octopus stretching its tentacles to form a huge balloon filmed by EVNautilus at a depth of around 1,600 meters (5,250 feet).

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@NaraLove23 Joe Cents? BuddenCoin? Slaughterhouse money? Light skin 50cent?

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Laissez faire is not pronounced Lah-zey fair.

It’s less-say-fair.

“ai” makes an eh sound. “ss” makes an s sound.

I’m not hoping this changes how anyone pronounced it, I’m just showing off bc I speak French.

But I have to pronounce it wrong to not come off pretentious.

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I quit mid-tweet a lot. Sometimes the thought loses its relevance to me. Other times the wording is just not good enough. I always plan to circle back.

This is not a tweet about tweets.

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@scubaryan_ Probably the best tasting inedible objects. Prolly taste better than nerf bullets or Legos.

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I can’t recognize faces if they are at any angle other than upright.

I will literally not know I’m looking at my own picture if it’s upside down.

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@TimOnTheTractor That’s me… only I’m head boy and I’m holding the quidditch cup. I look good.

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Are the whales orca-strating an interspecies revolt, or did Elon award “free speech rights” to violent animals again?

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In the past week I saw an 🐘 punt a 👩 out of frame with its trunk, 3 dogs split their owner’s new gf for lunch, a shark shaving slices off a swimmer like a gyro cook, a goose going bath salt crazy on a man’s face, a 🐐 giving an 8yo CTE in an apartment.
Just me?

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@tdouble_u

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@rahsh33m I can’t even watch a fictional child traumatization in a comedy skit where the child is played by a man older than me without feeling uncomfortable.

Like “STFU. THE BABY MAN GOT HIS FINGERS IN HIS EARS” 😂