Racy Dave

Dave is the name. Prostate play is my game. A sex life without toys is totally lame. #NSFW #prostatemassage #sounding

[Racy Dave @racydave]

I'm not saying that sleeping with your #buttplug in is a bad idea, but you might want to invest in a pillow with a hole in it. https://t.co/RKlDE3Dhwf

[Racy Dave @racydave]

If you're not into #figging, you're not living! https://t.co/u7NJSXeJuj

[Racy Dave @racydave]

masturbation is like a rocket launch:

It's fun, it's exciting, and it's over before you know it.

[Racy Dave @racydave]

sex is like coffee:

-it's hot
-it's addicting
-it's a morning necessity
-it's best when it's black
-it can keep you up all night

[Racy Dave @racydave]

a #prostatemassage is like coffee:

It's not something you need every day, but it's nice to have when you need a pick-me-up.

#AnalAugust

[Racy Dave @racydave]

chocolate is like sex:

-it's always better when it's homemade
-it's always better with a little bit of whipped cream
-it's always better when it's shared with someone you love

[Racy Dave @racydave]

prostate play is like bondage:

It's all about finding the right balance between pleasure and pain.

#AnalAugust

[Racy Dave @racydave]

pizza is like sex:

-it's always better when it's hot and fresh
-it's even better when you add your own special toppings
-it's great when you can share it with someone you love
-and sometimes, it's just better when you eat it alone

[Racy Dave @racydave]

Dave's shower thoughts: There must be a better way for my rocket to penetrate Uranus!

[Racy Dave @racydave]

Not sure what you should be feeling during a #prostatemassage ? This infographic explains it all! Read more at https://t.co/zsdhCloNwy

[Racy Dave @racydave]

I got a happy ending #eroticmassage, and my girlfriend PAID for it! https://t.co/w4zXbzjMSi

[Racy Dave @racydave]

Grab your headphones and kick back to some juicy #erotica with a sexy female voice. The Sugarplum Fairy: a short erotic tale. https://t.co/muwOQ6dA6R

[Racy Dave @racydave]

Anyone else ever experience this??

[Hey Heidi @heyheiditweets]

IMO, kissing is way underrated. It’s a forgotten art.
Kiss hello, kiss goodbye, with tongue, no tongue, a peck here, a peck there, everywhere a … Okay- you get it. Just kiss for fuck's sake (pun intended).

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[Racy Dave @racydave]

A Man’s Guide to Tantric Sex, Intimacy and Orgasm - Mr. Racy
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[Racy Dave @racydave]

How to make a girl #squirt in 5 easy steps. Let's get our hands wet! - Mr. Racy https://t.co/CL4Rs78w7N

[Racy Dave @racydave]

#sounding

[Racy Dave @racydave]

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[Racy Dave @racydave]

#maleorgasm #prostatemassage

[Racy Dave @racydave]

I went in for a #prostate exam so I asked my doctor where to place my pants. He replied, "right next to mine"