Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi in court, 2026:
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 8 times.
Judge: ...moving on. Have any of you won the Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.
Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes, Euro 2016.
Messi: Copa America 2021. World Cup 2022.
Judge: Have any of you scored the most goals in World Cup history?
Ronaldo: I have scored at five different World Cups.
Messi: I won one.
Judge: Who has more Champions League goals?
Ronaldo: 140.
Messi: 129.
Judge: Who has more World Cup knockout goals?
Ronaldo: ...
Messi: Six.
Judge: Ronaldo?
Ronaldo: Next question.
Judge: Who is considered the greatest player of all time?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: ...
Judge: The court finds in favour of Messi. Case dismissed.
Ronaldo: But my headers—
Judge: Dismissed.
Dear Raila Amollo Odinga,
The Wiper Patriotic Front battalion led by your brother HE Kalonzo Musyoka @skmusyoka visited your grave site today.
Mama Ida is still strong, and the Lord has continued to comfort her.
Your Son Raila Jrn @Railajunior has been conferred with various cultural accolades and I can confirm that he has taken the responsibility very well.
Your brother Steve has equally granted unto your son some leadership regalias.
We are yet to come to terms with your sudden demise Baba.
At your grave site, H.E. Kalonzo Musyoka vowed to continue with the struggle, and he is so committed to the liberation movement. His resolve is amazing.
He promised the country that he will live up to your creed, and that he shall not let you and your people down.
Baba your brother SKM is growing stronger and stronger, and the people of Kenya have demostrated confidence in his leadership.
As we carry on with the struggle, kindly intercede for us before the Almighty, and persuade him to remember Kenya the same way he remembered Napal, Malawi, Ghana and Botswana.
Tell the Almighty that Kenyans are really suffering.
Long live Baba.
Long live Jakom.
Long live Tinga.
Long live the Enigma.
Long live nyundo.
Deeply saddened by the passing of my dear friend and former Prime Minister of Kenya, Mr. Raila Odinga. He was a towering statesman and a cherished friend of India. I had the privilege of knowing him closely since my days as Chief Minister of Gujarat and our association continued over the years. He had a special affection for India, our culture, values and ancient wisdom. This was reflected in his efforts to strengthen India-Kenya ties. He particularly admired Ayurveda and traditional medicine systems of India, having witnessed their positive impact on his daughter's health. I extend my deepest condolences to his family, friends and to the people of Kenya in this hour of grief.
In that Matatu
1.There are people who sat silently and watched as someone lost his life because of 30 bob?
2.There was absolutely no one with en extra 30 bob to pay for him and let the matter rest? Even if all the passengers contributed 1 bob each?
Why are we so heartless??