lawyer: your honour no one is disputing my client was cooked and geeking but saying he was “gooking out” is a bridge too far
prosecution: he was gooking out and you know it
defendant: na dis burrshit what da herr it’s my birthday as well
fat judge: birthday cake
hard agree, not only was striking moon a right thing to do —it proved humans can still be epic sauce and that there is no reasonable justification for slaughtering the ruling class