Radar Marc

if you don't have a sense of humor, I'm not your guy.

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Things don't have to be present to cast reflections. 🫥

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

The Gilliead dentist appeared in the Epstein files unredacted 2,137 times.

#TheTestaments

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

@traderjoeslut Same.

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Hey, does anybody want my green Flav-O-Ice pops?

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Instead of a Twitter marriage, might we discuss a "Memorandum of Understanding"?

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Stephen Root on voicing for Bill in "King of The Hill"

“I immediately knew Bill, because I’d worked with construction guys when I was working construction for my dad..."

More: https://t.co/dEz2eZszod

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

@Nylasback So true. You're on fire today! ❤️

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Hey Apple Music, when I ask you to shuffle my playlist of 2,154 songs, can you please pick more than the same 6 songs that you put on a loop?

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

I think I learned more from "The Big Bang Theory" than I ever did in all of my 7 years of high school.

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Hello there, I'll be your tweeter this evening...

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Embracing my weekend spirit animal: Johnny Bravo.

Eeyore's already on deck for Monday...

[Tex the White @hardspiral]

It’s not my job to make sure you understand my sarcasm, genius

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

@hardspiral I argued this defense at my restraining order trial. The judge was not swayed. Fascist.

[TRAUMARESPONSE @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE]

Some of you are funny.

No, not you.

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Sometimes I catch my dog staring at me. Then he'll just close his eyes and shake his head slowly, with a sigh.

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Funniest thing my father ever said to me:
"Did you clean your room?"

#Dadquotes

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

@JackKel19462997 Wouldn't that make you Mr. R?

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

@RunOldMan @gmeposhpug Yup, as soon as I sit on the couch, my hand slides right into the pants...

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

I'd like to think that horrible people wouldn't talk so much if they could smell their own breath.

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

Each of my personalities should get a vote.

[Radar Marc @RadarMarc]

@hardspiral I say this very thing in the mirror every damn morning...