Der Kommissar

Is Zeno’s open yet?

[Der Kommissar @RadarPSU]

On Azul Sky now - same username

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

I love how every story in England makes it seem like they’re preparing for a trip to the sun. They’re playing in Dallas (air conditioned), Boston and New Jersey. Is this how they lost the war it was 82 degrees in Lexington?

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

Shout out to Katie Porter for engaging in the proud progressive tradition of staying in the race long past when she could actually win, splitting the vote, and handing the election to a centrist Democrat that takes money from oil companies

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Can confirm I have long term plan to stack both the House and Senate with populist bartenders. Making solid progress frankly.

[Elliott Harding @Harding4VA]

UVA, VCU, JMU

[Key 👻🖤🏆 @Frejoregui]

Sanchez who was traded without her knowledge and has every right to hate the spirits showed more class when she played at Audi and when she left than Croix Bethune lmao what did the fans do to you ???

[Nathan Bernard @nathanTbernard]

Janet Mills surrogates are announcing they will not vote for Platner if he is the Democratic nominee. Apparently the tent is only big enough for Schumer's hand-picked candidates.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Because they correctly recognized the many reasons as to why he would be a bad president, he completely ignored them, and now we’re here.

[Our Revolution @OurRevolution]

🙃🙃🙃

[Saikat Chakrabarti @saikatc]

Way more Dems than Golden want to continue this war. But they know it's politically toxic to vote for this war.

So Dem leadership gets Golden to be the one vote to make sure this fails. He's not running for re-election, so he has nothing to lose. That's how this works.

[Penn State Women’s Soccer @PennStateWSOC]

another week closer to summer‼️

Head to https://t.co/ccCcLxJCGa to learn all about our outstanding girls soccer camps, and register your athlete today😎

#WeAre | #AllIn

[flugini debsione @FlugeneDebs]

I think it’s awesome that a bunch of Bush-era Republican cretins have become gatekeepers to the Democratic Party.

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

I’ve heard Governor @georgeallenva would like to have a debate on redistricting and I agree- so I am challenging him to a 21st century meme debate where we can present our case on redistricting. We can go back and forth as much as he wants leading up to April 21st!

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

Calling Gavin Newsom a leftist is like calling Erewhon a food bank

[Austin Ahlman for Congress @ahlmanforne]

Love this version of woke liberalism where you can’t admit that Clinton and Harris were fatally flawed candidates for reasons that had nothing to do with their gender, so now we can never have a woman president.

[Virginia Political Memes @VApoliticalmeme]

Stolen valor.

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Cannot say I had *checks notes* Arsenal / Chelsea / Flamengo / Italy star Jorginho beefing with *checks notes* Chappell Roan on the 2026 Bingo Board. But here we are

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

Nepo baby who can’t write a song to save his life taking shots at a self-made platinum seller with an iconic discography