The Technomancer

google! enlarge thinking computer!

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

So it seems that the ancient prophecy of the “Knickerbockers” has been fortold, and the city of Elden York will fall

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

Computer, fill room with a 100% concentration of oxygen

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

I hit a gnome going 70 mph in my mobile orb. Such a shitty Xmas Eve RN. It ran right up on the magic highway. I hate this year so much.

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

I’ve stopped believing a long time ago

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

There’s been a death at the kill maiming factory

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

There’s been a death at the ogre killing machine factory.

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

Wizards aren’t real

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

Orc 9/11

[The Wizard @wizardsextape]

What was "the incident" in your Orc City?

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

@woman_mage STOP NO. THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANT FOR MY CREATIONS!

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

I have lived a very long time. This image is burned into my screens for eyes. It elicits no emotion.

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

What if wizards just started killing

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

My new experiment is learning!

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

Technomancer schematics so enlightening it’ll blow your pussy hair clean off.

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

Wizard nailbomb

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

Wizard MRI

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

The Technomancer found dead getting high off the all magnets in the junk yard.

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

You cheated not only “The Technomancer”, but yourself.

You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

It's sad that you don't know the difference.

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

Does anyone mind if I start spreading my technocratic empire in the Pale Everglades of the Florida Turnpike?

The local wise and ever changing shape shifting Druid:

[The Technomancer @radcyberwizard]

The Technomancer announces to all future apprentices:

Please do not eat nails before participating in the Technomancer’s MRI unless given explicit permission to do so.