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[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a man fighting against a ONE TIME 5% TAX on billionaires so that the poorest among us can have healthcare is not someone who should be president btw

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The administration covering up the Epstein Files is also the administration kidnapping children.

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

The most popular politician in the country is a democratic socialist and the least popular politicians in the country are centrist Democrats

[JD Class @jonahalmost]

None of the instagram story fonts represent me :/

[Walter M. Kimbrough @HipHopPrez]

There are more cases of measles than there are NCAA trans athletes.

You’d never know it listening to lawmakers.

[madeleine @raddmaddss]

Little man is chuffed

[guy named balls @bobsredmilf]

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

[madeleine @raddmaddss]

Paige Desorbo coded

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

who is this diva?!?!

[madeleine @raddmaddss]

Help, my pizza took The Substance !

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Despite it all, incredible things still sometimes happen on Facebook

[madeleine @raddmaddss]

Mr. Greedy? More like Mr. Seedy with all those kids

[TMZ @TMZ]

ICYMI: Mr. Greedy -- an African penguin at the Maryland Zoo -- has died at 33 ... after fathering more than 200 descendants during his lifetime. 💔

All we know: https://t.co/JvgvVr2xTZ

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

Spent 3 hours today curating the perfect 4th of July party playlist

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

imagine bringing out your hot football player bf to pick you up in front of 80,000 people who are screaming and cheering for you, him, and your relationship and also it’s your ex’s hometown and also paul mccartney is there

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

mannertee! the great state of maryland needs you!!!

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

They should invent a friend that lives in the same city as you

[BravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

She was literally the coolest girl I had ever seen

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

This tweet is gonna change lives

[emma lawlz ♡ @emmalawlor3]

doing this with a fenway frank in the charles river