Princess of saying dumb sh!t

I am an angry little bear on Twitter. Rants are my own.

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@nargieneil Oh no! 😫 All the good thoughts and hugs!

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My body is a constellation of freckles pressed into my skin by the Sun as if to map the places she has been.

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Current hobbies include hot tea, yoga / meditation and Fleetmac Wood because let's be honest, I'm broke and cocktails are beyond my bankroll right now 🦝💃🏴‍☠️🍾🌶️

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It's always a good day to use fun Tools of Destruction. #FeralAF June is underway. 🌈💃🗡️🏴‍☠️

Also I'm pretty set for the revolution.

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It's only a clearance plant "problem" if it's harming someone, right? 🦝💃🥸🌱🥀🤷🏻‍♀️

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Going for a run is a great cure for a hangover, but that first mile can be BRUTAL 🦝

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Cool. I'm out running and cross paths with a kid likely walking to the middle school or the charter school next to it. As soon as he steps past me I feel a hand land on my ass and I whip around and he's running away down the sidewalk. I cannot make this up.

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I did a thing in honor of my dad.

I didn't throw up or pass out so I'll call it a success 🥸

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We said goodbye to my father today. The funeral home was on a dead end. The whole thing was very much my dad's vibe. 🥸

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@nargieneil Not at all symbolic of his other endeavors 🙄

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Moving day is underway and #ChaosRoadTrip is about to begin. 🦝☄️🍾🦄💃🌶️🐂 Leaving NYC 😭

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I only brought 4 pairs of shoes and I already regret this decision. Smell ya later, G-vegas. 🦝 #ChaosRoadTrip

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My dad is now in hospice care. We're unsure how much time we have left with him.

I don't have anything eloquent to say about this. Life is short and being a human is hard. Have fun, play nice and try to leave things a little better than you found them.

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Welp, another great day of exercising, hydrating, self-care and getting to bed at a reasonable time. 👀 Yep. Yeah.

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I was recently told I clearly dislike men.

After a few days of chewing on that, I don't have a response. My life experience has shaped my opinions.

Gender is the most reliable indicator to predict if a person is going to cause me harm.

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My day in pictures. One. One picture. 🪳

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@jivi_jiv We got caught out in the deluge. I'm now a soggy poodle.

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If I die mysteriously, please know my cats murdered me because I hold them like a baby and sing, "Oh my gosh you have cold little toesie woesies! Icy lil ootsie tootsies. Chilly lil beanie weenies! How are you still alive wiff dose itty bitty ice cube feetsies?!" 🐈‍⬛🔪

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Beans is not amused by my leggings. 🙄🐈‍⬛💃💓🦝 "Ugh môthēr."

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The #TrashPanda does leave G-vegas from time to time. But the trash always finds me.