hannah

none of this will matter when i am a slice of bread

[hannah @radicalhecker]

thinking about how crazy the process of making a blooming onion must be. i dont want anyone to tell me about how its done or if its actually pretty simple. just let me be baffled all on my own. its all i have left

[hannah @radicalhecker]

every time i do anything besides scroll down on this Dumb Ass app it shows me new shit knock it off Dumb Ass

[⛓️flora���️ @floragial]

Birds get named shit like great american cockdick

[hannah @radicalhecker]

dobby, ET, gollum
nightmare blunt rotation

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

[garshmo @garshmo]

It used to be March 1st it really did

[hannah @radicalhecker]

just a thought but has anyone ever tried robbing paul to pay peter instead?

[mariana @pastapilled]

the week before i get my period https://t.co/xrwqzjmOrU

[🏁milky🏁 @milkystar64]

my cat was begging to come into my room and he instantly went under my bed and came out with a spider

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[garshmo @garshmo]

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

How funny is Dancing. Like wow this song is great let me just do something with my body quick

[hannah @radicalhecker]

the one and only good thing i do for myself

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

To the girls who lotion their body after the shower every single time and never miss a beat ? You possess a power that cannot be taken away from you 😭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

anatomy of a hedgehog

[corb @awshuqs]

[at the muffin mans funeral]: so… how’d you know him?

[Ifeoluwa🌱 @trueerudite]

Everyone should read this! Life changing!

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Carbon dioxide is kinda like oxygen’s wario

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

String came completely out of my hoodie in the dryer. Will need to set aside some time to deal with that

[steven @mynounswentpro]

white people be like i have to pick my dog up from rehab